Hentai Action Figure Now With Shampoo Grip.
Hentai Action Figure Now With Shampoo Grip.
And spermicidal conditioner.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Dragon Brute: “They’re some kind of… Tentacles… Made out of… Hair?!”
Hersute the Demon Champion of Demusa: “My helm allows me to control hair…”
Other Dragon Brute: “She said she had some kind of trickes… Up her… Up her what?”
Hersute the Demon Champion of Demusa: “NOW… GET IN MY PUSSY!”
Ooookaaaay…. That’s…unexpected.
That’s a nope for me, Y’all. I prefer freshly shaven, though I will happily plow a 70’s porn star bush, but when that shit starts grabbing my junk? I’m out.