If There’s Drool, It Means They’re Ripe.
Everyone who’s been to the melon patch know’s that! Mmmm, juicy, ripe, milky melons…..

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Lady Gothchilde: “Well?! Quit with the drooling and get to the inventorying!”
Junior: DROOL “Gotta make sure they’re ripe…”
Lady Gothchilde: “Whoah! That’a boy… Now off with those pants..”
Junior: SCLOBBER
Gandall the Grey: “My dick is NOT a chewtoy! It’s a highly sensitive pleasure device!”
Annoying Shopkeeper: “It’s whatever I decide to use it for, boy! And..”
Junior: SCLOBBER
Annoying Shopkeeper: “Damn, junior, that’s one detailed inventory!”
Meat Sausage: “GARRRR”