PronQuest

Sex Armstrong, Hentai Action Figure.
Helga is slightly taken back by her impalement. 😛

AND………. the latest in the ongoing addition of the LOST UPDATES from the year I missed in Kuwait:

Apparently, there’s a Purbert in Fuckingham.

I’ll post links to the newly uploaded updates from that year in exile on the new updates as I upload them. Which means you’ll see the links on Wednesday, but they may have uploaded any time in the week prior. For example, the first updates were loaded and went live on Monday, June 17, but the post pointing back to them didn’t go live until Wednesday, June 19.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Lobo the Frog: “GET DOWN!! Get down now! Do you want them to find me?!”
Libby Belle: “Okay… I’m gonna try a variation of something I did on Lobo a long while back…”
Lobo the Frog: “Huh?”
Otilla the Hung: “Huh?”
Hung with the Foxling: “Look, ‘George’! A flor sho!”
Grung the Hung: “Told yu’se!”
Helga: “HOLY SHIT!! You, bastard! You fucking displaced… Wait… When you pull back I still look the same…”
Grung the Hung: “Yuse flex’ble fors a dwarf!”
SCHLONK SCHLONKSTROTCH STROTCH
Helga: “OH GAHD! And when you thrust deep your dick’s so huge it’s just about to poke out! I’m like some super stretchy fuck toy! I’m ‘Sex Armstrong!'”
Generic Hung: “We’s got tu many coks and not enough ho’s!”