Cutting of Cthulhu
The Cutting of Cthulhu.
Vordock the Unscrupulous: “Gah! I don’t have enough money to pay for all these herbs you collected! Why don’t I give you some of it store merchandise?”
Vauna Dewme: “But, you don’t have anything I can’t collect myself for free…”
Vordock the Unscrupulous: “Ah, but I have one item. VERY rare. You can’t collect it.”
Vauna Dewme: “Oh! What the Hael is it?”
Vordock the Unscrupulous: “It’s a cutting of Cthulhu. A long time ago Cthulhu was a very powerful elder god, all of the realms, guilds, and even the emperor dragons combined forces to slay him. Anyone in the final group who had a harvesting knife was able to get a cutting of cthulhu from it’s dead carcass. Very rare and expensive as you can’t get anymore cuttings.”
Vauna Dewme: “I think it likes me! It sure is tapping at the glass really hard!”
Vordock the Unscrupulous: “Just remember, don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight!”
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First story in a series of tentacle sex comics currently used as vote incentives. Potentially a spin off title of PronQuest.
Discussion (4) ¬
Looks like she’s found a new best friend!
“After midnight.” always bugs me. Technically speaking, midnight is the only time of the day that’s not after midnight. So you should only feed gremlins and tentacle monsters exactly at midnight.
Which fits in perfectly with PronQuest, you’re fucked, there’s no way to not be fucked, so always have plenty of lube.