PronQuest

A Crap Ton of Pron.
No news on the job front. Been applying for everything I can find. For those curious I’ve set up an old blogspot for tweaking the chibi hentai idea.

EDIT: New vote incentive up for one of the Poke’m One monsters. Poke’m One is supposed to be a Pron parody of Pokemon. Except the monsters “poke” each other, etc. Let’s say the rules were completely worked out before it went life and the Pron programmers aren’t known for going back and fixing code. And there’s another promo incentive of ANOTHER Poke’m One monster for PronQueens‘ vote incentive.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Purbert: “So, Lady Gothchilde, satisfied?”
Lady Gothchilde: “Oh, My Yes. And I made sure to just consume the broke ones…”
Gandall the Grey: “So what’s the plan?”
Rupert the Ready: “There is no plan. It doesn’t look like we’ve got any shot of freeing Berri or getting to her. Only the most connected of Hamerica’s citizens are allowed entrance.”
Gandall the Grey: “There’s gotta be something we can do, Can’t lady gothchilde get us in?”
Purbert: “If there was a way, I’d help you, the former princess and I DO NOT get along. And when she’s queen? I’m going to have to be on my toes. She’s had it out for me ever since I had her painted naked on the sign out front…”
Purbert: “The ONLY
way at all for you to get in is if it you had an unaffiliated noble. I could get you in then.”
Rupert the Ready: “How do you become a noble?”
Purbert: “You have to plan for it. You can’t take any path options or spend any pron points until you’ve accumulated enough for whoreship. AND that”S a LOT of pron points…”
Rupert the Ready: “What about Libby? I’ve never seen her spend any points and she’s got to have a crap ton from what I’ve seen…”
Purbert: “She’d have to have a crap ton crap ton. You typically have to have an entire guild supporting someone to get enough points saved up.”
—Purbert’s voice prerecorded announcement over the Spell-O-Caster: “NEXT UP ON THE MAIN STAGE, PUSSY KATT!”
Lady Gothchilde: “Hey! Is that the infamous cat burglar?!”
Purbert: “You’re thinking of PUSSEY IN BOOTS. This chick’s her daughter.”