All I Need Is This Pump…
All I Need Is This Pump…
And maybe some internal tubing. This pump, some internal tubing… and maybe this eyeball… No, no, I don’t need the eyeball, I just said that because I thought it’d be funny, was it funny? You should see the look on your face…
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
First Hamerican Dungeon Guard tapping Golem of Ass Destruction: “Look around here we’re the top of the food chain, we have nothing to fear.”
Second Hamerican Dungeon Guard: “Did you hear something?”
First Hamerican Dungeon Guard: “Bah, probably just that chunk of metal settling down after I kicked it.”
Second Hamerican Dungeon Guard: “Yeah, that’s probably what it…”
Heartless First Hamerican Dungeon Guard: “GAHK”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “I need this pump. And maybe some of your internal tubing..”
Second Hamerican Dungeon Guard: “It had a kick start!? AIIEEEEE!”
Hello bacon!
HAH!
to quote a scary (and awesome) alien: And so it begins
“I like that heart in your chest. Do you mind?”
Okay… I was wrong about the Matrix thing…. but this is just as good, if not better!
“Sorry, may I borrow your heart? I’ll give it back to you in…. oh wait, never mind, you won’t be needing it anymore!”
I was thinking more like that priest-dude in the Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom movie.
That’s getting straight to the heart of the problem
Alright folks, we must comment with as many heart puns as we can!
We already were, of course. I merely wanted to be to the heart of the matter.