PronQuest

And the Cock Thickens…

I patterned the characters Juan Diablo and his sister, Juanita Diablo off of Darwin and Minerva Mayflower, who had nothing to do with the Pilgrims, but in fact were the lead villains in a movie I am perhaps the ONLY person in the world to have liked, Hudson Hawk. I guess Brohk is their “Butterfingers.” Now where’s Bruce Willis when you need some one to randomly burst into song about Swinging on a Star? You know, I wonder if Berri ever thought about making a machine to make gold…

AND………. the latest in the ongoing addition of the LOST UPDATES from the year I missed in Kuwait:

I’ll post links to the newly uploaded updates from that year in exile on the new updates as I upload them. Which means you’ll see the links on Wednesday, but they may have uploaded any time in the week prior. For example, the first updates were loaded and went live on Monday, June 17, but the post pointing back to them didn’t go live until Wednesday, June 19.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Third Hamerican Cop: “Alright. And I don’t want you having any business with any of our business and that includes the business with out gnome prisoner!”
Juan Diablo: “After all, that’s what minions are for…”
Juan Diablo: “OH, SISTER, DEAR!”
Juanita Diablo: “Yes, brother dearest?”
Juan Diablo: “Do you know where that thief wanting to join our group is?”
Juanita Diablo: “Probably near Brohk. Those two seem to have a thing for each other…”
Juan Diablo: “Oh, Really? That’s nice…”
Juan Diablo: “Waitaminute. I’m talking about that little gnome thief!”
Juanita Diablo: “I know.”
Juan Diablo: “Her? And Brohk?”
Juanita Diablo: “Yes.”
Juan Diablo: “How is that even possible?”
Juanita Diablo: “Lust will find a way…”