Can’t We Be Friends?
Can’t We Be Friends?
Hit the Patreon goal so there’s a new page of the bonus comic for voting here. Page one is here, page two is here, and page 3 is here. Currently, we’re almost half way to the PronQueens once a week goal, and almost a quarter of the way to Titsune weekly.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Hamerican Dungeon Guard: “AIIEEEEE! Run for your lives!! They’ll kill us all!!”
Berri the Gnome: “What the Hael? Now what do I have to deal with…”
Jake: “Uh, maybe it’s safer IN our cells…”
Joe Brandy: “Ha! Serves you right for not letting me out!”
Joe Brandy: “Now you’re gonna get what’s coming to you! Muwhahaha!”
Berri the Gnome: “YOU! What do you two think you’re doing?!”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “We’re killing the guards and using some of they’re internal tubing…”
Berri the Gnome: “Oh. well, I guess that’s okay… I thought they took out your power supplies?”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “We used some of the parts and internal tubing from the guards to rebuild our power systems…”
Berri the Gnome: “SERIOUSLY?! I’m so proud of you two, how much more do you need to finish?”
Golem of Ass Destruction: “Just a little bit more, but we’ve run out of guards…”
Joe Brandy: “ULP. Lady, I sure hope you didn’t take any offense at anything I might have said earlier…”
That is so totally tubular, Bob…
“Parts and Internal Tubing”. I love how they think. It’s both awesome and horrible at the same time.
Look! I bet that creature has lots of bones in it!
The GADs are responsible for a lot of funny moments in this comic.
They’re inventive, I’ll give them that.
Almost evil Berri is back, ladies and gentlemen.
I consider her more of a Chaotic Neutral.
And I consider her Chaotic Squirrel with a Libido attribute of 37.
“Special ability: create Dildroid.” you can use the term if you want Eb.