PronQuest

Disenchantment with all the Mandatory Hentai Safety, Harassment, and Suicide Prevention Briefings.
The Suicide Prevention briefing has been shown to cause people to commit suicide which causes you to have to sit through MORE suicide prevention briefings causing MORE suicides, it’s a vicious cycle.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Lord DukQuad:: “Alright, now my good friend, QUEEN Gullivere has…”
In Shape Sailor (What? Round is a shape…): “That means you fucked her, right?”
Lord DukQuad:: “Her Royal Majesty, Queen Gullivere has tasked us…”
In Shape Sailor (It is like triangles.): “Wait, isn’t she still a princess?”
Lord DukQuad:: “WE HAVE BEEN TASKED to go New Pork City in pursuit of someone known to have associated with the GADmother…”
Flamus the Fire Mage: “Yes! New Pork City!”
In Shape Sailor (Which makes Doritos an in shape food.): “What the Hael’s wrong with this guy? New Pork City is a death sentence, it’s about to be overrun by the demon horde any day… is his brain addled?”
Lord DukQuad:: “First, the mandatory Sexual Harassment and Reporting briefing…”
Charboyle the Scrub Dragon: “He spent years learning fire magic from the Crimson dragons…”
Lord DukQuad:: “And now the Safety briefing…”
Al Brino the Scrub Dragon: “And breathing in the fumes of all the weird things he shot on fire…”
In Shape Sailor (And Ding Dongs, they’re round, so you’re in shape cuz you are what you eat.): “Breathing weird fumes, Aye, that might addle it, kind of like the smog in Seattle…”
Lord DukQuad:: “And the Suicide Awareness Briefing…”
Hamerican Sailor: “You know, the Suicide briefing ought to come before the hours of other briefings…”