Down on your luck hentai Hoboken squat cobbler.
You’re in Good Hands with Pussy Katt.
For those that didn’t watch this week’s episode of Better Call Saul on AMC, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish at least according to Jimmy McGill the former con man called Slippin’ Jimmy who will eventually become Saul Goodman. It was also what Jimmy insisted his client was hiding in his drug hole last night. No, it wasn’t drugs. It was a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler. You know, the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man. It was awesome, just made it up on the spot and owned it. And if you didn’t know, Larry Flint’s the publisher of Hustler magazine.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Rupert the Ready: “But, I’m broke! Purbert took all my money to settle for my previous tab!”
Pussy Katt: “Sounds like a pattern, look you aren’t leaving until you pay for your bill, it’s about 600 gold…”
Lobo the Frog: “Wow, we sure made a mess in there on the table, the floor, I’ll bet the cleaning crew will think someone did a Hoboken Squat Cobbler in there.”
Helga Hammerhands: “What the hael is that?”
Lobo the Frog: “Hoboken Squat Cobbler. You know, the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.”
Bruthe: “Don’t go thinking you can pull a slipping Jimmy McGill. We’ve been around the block a few times.”
Lobo the Frog: “The way you carry me around makes me feel like Larry Flint.”
Helga Hammerhands: “You need to think like him to keep ephie in a constant supply of fresh studs.”
Rupert the Ready: “600 gold? I don’t have that kind of money?! Damn, Privates! ”
Pussy Katt: “On the positive side, I don’t think they’ll be running up anymore bills.”
Bruthe: “Except maybe medical bills.”
Privates’ screw ups are leader’s screw ups.
Am I the only one who thinks Rupert’s gonna end up whoring himself and his privates out to pay his bills? And that he’s going to be horrified of who offers to buy his services?
Well, Lobo could whore out Ephie instead…Not only would she get lots-n-lots of training, Lobo would become quite wealthy. Although technically, it was Libbie who hired Rupert, who in turn recruited the Privates, Lobo could pay off Rupert’s services so far & Rupert could pay off his accumulated tab on his Privates.
But they all want to get different tasks completed & seem to be a bit short on time…
That is a good point. Lobo doesn’t like Rupert, but getting Rubert into his debt would piss off Rubert, benefit Lobo and be funny. I think it’s still unlikely, but fun to imagine.
He really should’ve just gone “My debts were with the old place and were cleared. I’ve spent nothing in this new establishment. If you don’t like it, you can take it up with your partner’s boss.” And then he should’ve walked off before anyone else could say anything.
Dang, I can’t understand why the voting has dropped off. Both Pronquest and Tentacles Tales were above 100 for a good stretch there, now they’re both down around 150 or lower. 🙁