Flaming Liberal Half Squirt.
Flaming Liberal Half Squirt.
And you do NOT want a case of this. Especially if you’re having issues with bladder control. “Depends” are NOT flame retarded (that’s how I pronounce “retardant.) When we were mobilizing through Camp Shelby, MS this last deployment the Supply Sergeant issued us flame retardant uniforms which I kept referring to as retarded. He kept correcting me, and I kept ignoring the corrections, he finally exploded, “they’re FLAME RETARDANT, not RETARDED. Do you KNOW what RETARDED is?!” And I looked him in the eye and said, “Arguing with someone that they’re “retardant” and not retarded?” And the ENTIRE line busted up laughing…
AND TECH SUPPORT LOOKS TO HAVE FOUND AND FIXED THE REDIRECTION HACK!! I love IT Support! 😀
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Hammering Helga: “I’ll bet that’s really handy at Bar B Ques!”
Gaga Godiva: “Does anything else shoot out of your cock?”
Summoned Demon: “If I can push it down the hole I can shoot out anything, just like a dart gun..”
Gaga Godiva: “I mean do you have any other demonic ability like pissing fire?”
Summoned Demon: “That isn’t a demonic power, it’s a venereal disease. I got flaming liberal half squirt from a skank at Whoretuga a few years ago..”