I’ve Got a Two Axe Level Headache….
on December 16, 2020
at 5:52 pm
Comic: PronQuest
Characters: Anna the Beastgirl, black demon, brown demon, Demon Lord Methcrystaleze, dragon recruit, Ephie the Foxie, red demon
Location: Schlong Island
I’ve Got a Two Axe Level Headache….
Fucking Fiskars battle axes….. (I love Fiskars by the way, they make the best products).
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Demon Lord Methcrystaleze: “What the…”
Demon Lord Methcrystaleze: “Jeebus”
Demon Lord Methcrystaleze: “Whoah! Hold on here! everyone just calm down!”
Anna the Beastgirl: “Give me my axes back! They’re embedded in your skull!”
Black Demon: “You think I WANT these in my skull?!”
Demon Lord Methcrystaleze: “Parley! I wish to parley!”
Ephie the Foxie: “Mister, I’m all out of toast and I don’t give a crap about whatever fake butter you’re trying to peddle…”
Brown Demon: “That headache’s got ‘axe’ headerin written all over it…”
The parkay and excedrine references are great.
You can’t fool these mothers…it’s against their nature.
Oh wait! That’s a *different* brand of fake butter. Never mind.
For what it’s worth Demon Lord you and your army are dying for a good cause, namely Libby’s super size boobs..
Insert pun about “burying the hatchet” here.
Quickly follow up with a pun about “axing questions.”