Monster Hentai Sex Toy.
Monster Hentai Sex Toy aka Tauran Size.
And Pokemon monsters ARE weapons… and sex toys I suppose. Hmmm, weaponized sex toys, I’ll bet there’s a branch of the United States Department of Defense working on that already if they haven’t already completed it. Make love, not war, until your battle dildo sex toy gets too big. This page picks up from everyone leaving the tavern back here.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Purbert: “So, what kind of weapon do you have?”
Helga Hammerhands: “I use a war hammer… And my fists.”
Ephie the Foxie: “Weapon? I don’t think I have a weapon.”
Lobo the Frog: “Babe, your whole body is a weapon.”
Libby Belle: “I have a battle dildo.”
Purbert: “A battle WHAT? There’s no such thing as a battle dildo.”
Ephie the Foxie: “Can I get A battle dildo?”
Lobo the Frog: “Seriously, it’s pretty scary.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Can I see it?”
Purbert: “A weapons is for fighting not for fucking.”
Libby Belle: “But, that’s the problem, I can’t fuck it anymore, it’s TOO big.”
Purbert: “LOOK! You need a weapon to kill or at least severely wound anything that wants to kill you. ”
Lobo the Frog: “Having been on the receiving end, I can assure you her battle dildo qualifies.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Too… Big? Dear gaud I’ve GOT to see this thing.”
Pubert will learn soon enough, they all will learn soon enough.
All will fear mr happy. He needs to be on Libby’s flag when her territory gets one.
No, he will be the flagpole 😛
Hehe, that works too.
Actually, where is her Battle Dildo at, right now ?
You know how those online RPG’s all have that “invisible backpack” for everyone? Yeah, that’s where it is.
Yeah, Ephie certainly IS a living weapon alright…Lobo may look like a frog, but he’s got the stamina of a half-giant. She almost dropped him.
She laid out those two privates in short order too.
I’m not sure lobo’s endurance is all that great. Remember back when libby was doing the farmer quest Lobo was knocked out by the farmer’s wife. Then again, maybe he’s got plenty of endurance and is just not so good at carnal combat.
Instead of having a glassjaw, Lobo has a glassdick 😛
Oh, that’s going in the notes for the game options!
Game ?
Yeah, game. Ever since page 1 depicted Libby getting logged in for the first time.
Glass dick would make a wonderful Disadvantage if you could apply its value towards more useful attributes. I would guess that the opposing Advantage could be called Balls of Steel.
I think something’s wrong with the menu and now the comic pages.
It looks to me like all of the sideboard attributes have gone defunct. The comic page itself is centered, as normal, but everything else displays as left-justification.