Perhaps They Should Consider Hiring Better Security Guards.
Perhaps They Should Consider Hiring Better Security Guards.
Maybe up their required skill set, like adding the ability to read warning labels.
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “Is that the bow you were wanting, Little dragon? It was the only one that had instruction labels on it…”
Purbert: “Why, yes. You… Um… Didn’t happen to read the labels did you?”
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “No, I can’t read, I was stuck in 3rd grade at dragon school for so long I just eventually gave up. But I folded them together in that pouch with it so you’d have them.”
Purbert: “Uh.. Thanks. Well, I’m off to go adventuring! Thanks for the help!”
Emperor Dragon Zeulu: “Guard! Awake! The hoard has been robbed!”
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “Empress Zeulu? Robbed? How, I see no one, wait was it one of those invisible hobbity things like in the movies?”
Emperor Dragon Zeulu: “Frezzik? Oh, dear guad… I don’t know what it is but someone or thing has stolen the Bow of Draconis. ”
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “Bow? There was a little dragon that just checked out a bow…”
Emperor Dragon Zeulu: “Checked out? This isn’t a library, you don’t just “check out” the Bow of Draconis. A weapon so powerful that we sealed it in the vault to never be used again. We even put warning notes for it to not be removed…”
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “Warning notes?”
*Bwah!* Proof that size isn’t everything.
I don’t know what he’s planning on doing with that thing, but I have this strange feeling that by the end of this storyline, Libby will be one of the most powerful whorelords in Pr0nQuest simply so Purbert can cultivate power behind her back (and let’s face it, she wouldn’t care about that sort of stuff anyway).
What do you mean ‘by the end of this storyline’? She already is! How many whorelords do you know of, that are in control (theoretically) of dragons? Even scrub dragons
Two things, you need to either ‘so’ or replace ‘for’ with ‘so’ in the following sentence “i was stuck in 3rd grade at dragon school for long…” (Frezzik’s second speech bubble)
Also, is it Emperor Dragon Zeulu? Or Empress Dragon Zeulu?
Frezzik says ‘Empress’, but the script says ‘Emperor’