Reservation to Kiss Ass…
I Have a Reservation to Kiss Ass at Eleven Thirty…
Quantity, not quality. And technically, Libby had been fucking a bit BEFORE that 25 minutes of Hung cock sex orgy….
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Lord DukQuad: “Ah GODDAM IT! You made me miss an opening for an audience! Some bouncy brown haired bimbo in skin tight yellow armor just went in…”
Helga Hammerhands: “Wait, opening? Does the Queen even know you’re here? Or are you just trying to hijack her with an opportunity to invest in a Spammish gold mine?”
Lord DukQuad: “Her steward has me on “the list,” and I’m not selling her anything. I’ll have you know after 25 years of dedicated effort I have almost enough points to become a Whorelord and…”
Helga Hammerhands: “25 years? A quarter of a century? My friend libby did that in less than 25 MINUTES. She spent the six hours after that racking up bonus Pron points…”
Lord DukQuad: “INCONCEIVABLE! I have carefully chosen how I earned my Pron, only the most perfect acts, carefully chosen…”
Helga Hammerhands: “Or was it six DAYS? Yeah, that sounds a bit closer, the sun went down a few times…”
Ah, Libby’s off to see the Queen, this should be good. 😛
Panel 2, you left out the “you” in “Or are you just…”
Thanks, should be corrected now.
anyone else thinking the whorelords are required to *service* the queen during these kind of audiences? because im betting thats what libby is expecting to happen or planning to require if she were queen.
I’m pretty sure that’s EXACTLY why Libby would do if she ever became a Queen.
He should give up while he’s behind.
Lord Duck Wad: ““INCONCEIVABLE!”
Of course…It just stands to reason that, if you cannot *conceive* of something happening, even if you personally witnessed it, then that’s why you’ve failed.
Technically, isn’t Libby only on like her 5th quest?
Frogs, farmer, dicodemus, uncurse lobo, hungs? Or am I missing something?
Shame Helga doesn’t know all the details, I bet she could give this poor guy an embolism. Heh.
I don’t picture Libby as much of a questing character so much as a nympho character, kind of like the dog in Up! with squirrels only with cocks.
Yeah, it’s how Libby would finish side quests wherever she found them that helps a lot. There was the quest to restore the farmer’s mojo…Which was just on the way back to town after finishing Lobo’s frog quest. Side quests don’t usually earn much but they DO rack up the points when there’s a lot of them.
Libby is not one to turn down anyTHING or anyBODY…
Remember libby didn’t get anything from that particular quest though.
She earned the Pron Points, even if she didn’t get the actual quest reward.
thing gotta remember is dicodemus was probably quite alot since she basically soloed the boss. then the hungs her new skill basically multiplied what she was earning with all the pron she had at the time, and since she never spent any of her pron up to that point.
Technically, Dicodemus was one of the characters that have the skull and crossbones on their level trait. The only reason Libby managed to succeed is because she was sub an über slug that he couldn’t screw her brains out.
What did I just write!? Stupid autocorrect. That last part shoulda said she was such a uberslut that he couldn’t screw her brains out.
Actually, Libby got a potion from a witch. Her first quest with Lobo, the frog quest, only needed the frog legs…Libby took the rest of the frog parts to the witch for the potion. That was also the point when Lobo went from being a half-giant to being a frog.
But yeah, she did *solo* Dicodemus. Pretty much fucked HIS brains out…
Not easy remembering it though, since some limpwad IT server-grunt lost a lot of Ebenezer’s content…
nice princess bride
Only 6y days, huh? But Libby’s managed to pack a lot of activity in (if you know what I mean) that time. She’s definitely gone down more times than the sun has.
The sun’s not the only thing that went down a few times >.>
I don’t care how many points it takes to reach whorelord. If this guy took 25 years to get almost enough, he obviously needed to be more selective,, because he was obviously doing something wrong.
He was being too selective obviously. Libby has been far less…discerning in where she’s been earning points.
Hey, can you spend a couple pages or so explaining some of the different stats, classes, and game mechanics for us? I’m sure everyone here has a loose grasp, but grasping at straws is still grasping at straws.
Screw that! I want to see this turned into a REAL MMO game! I don’t like beating around the bush…I wanna dive right into it!
And a foundation is needed, now isn’t it. It would be best to look at Eb’s notebook on the world, so to speak.