Revenge is Best Served with Making a Profit.
Revenge is Best Served with Making a Profit.
Actually, they’re called “warning labels” and they say things like “do not remove under ANY circumstances” and “penalty of death.”
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “Ha ha ha, I’m not giving my soul to a SCRUB dragon. What business do you have here, scrub. The treasure here belongs to the global hoard and is not for personal use…”
Purbert: “What? Do you not realize who I am? You seriously don’t understand the concept of scrub… Wait a minute. You’re right. I didn’t come for any treasure, I need to get a weapon from the vault, I’m just a puny scrub dragon and I need it to go adventuring so I can defend myself.”
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “Ah, well, that makes sense, what is this weapon you need, if I can find it you shall have it.”
Purbert: “It’s called the Bow of Draconis, because it’s a bow for dragons. It’s the top shelf in the inner vault. Can’t miss it. It’s all shiny and has “instruction” labels all around it…”
aperently the scrub will get his soul
Yes, but what wine to have with it?
They are called ‘Scrub’ dragons because once they are through with you, there won’t be enough left of you to scrub the floor afterwards.
A nice Chianti!
Not Chianti. That’s for red meat. Dragons are reptiles and are whit meat. Go for a nice chablis!
Not Chianti. That’s for red meat. Dragons are reptiles and are white meat. Go for a nice chablis!