Scrub Dragons Get No Respect.
on April 26, 2017
at 4:39 am
Scrub Dragons Get No Respect.
R E S P E C T…. what Purbert lacks in size, he makes up for in experience.
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “What in the Hael is a Dread Dragon…”
Guard Dragon Frezzik: “A SCRUB DRAGON! My apologies, based on the fact that I COULDN’T SEE YOU I had just assumed it was one of those pesky humans…”
Purbert: “Apology regardless, you still owe me your soul.”
If purbert is being honest, I am interested in seeing where this is going.
Oh, Hael no. But, you may have my dick in your orifice of choice!
Wait, Scrub Dragons are actually respected amongst the other dragons?
‘Scrub’ means the terrain they are typically found? and not just a derogatory name because they are smaller than a drake?
Scrub is very much a derogatory name because they are small, it’s supposed to be similar to the term “midget,” if there were dragon taverns they would have scrub wrestling on Wednesday nights.
Oh, okay, was getting a little confused
On Saturday nights, there’s the Scrub Tossing matches (similar to the midget-tossing games among humans) with League Nights once per month!