Show Me the Boobies!
Show Me the Boobies!
When in a leadership position one should make sure to communicate the parameters of the mission accurately.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Melvrick the Chaste: “So, Nessa isn’t it. Will it’s nice to see the order growing. Tell me what makes you want to be a paladin?”
Dark Nessa: “Well, I haven’t really gained in experience or earned any points to improve my skills, and judging from what Yatasha said, it sounds like this might be my ticket to doing so.”
Melvrick the Chaste: “Ah, really, well I’ve earned a lot of experience and gained a lot of point lately, I’m sure this will do that for you. Why don’t you show we what you’ve got…”
Dark Nessa: “Well, okay. But, I really don’t see what this has to do with anything…”
Melvrick the Chaste: “GAKK!!”
Do I hear the ground crumbling under Melvrick’s feet? Is he standing on a high cliff? Are there sharks waiting below? Tune in next time for AS THE PALADIN TURNS.
Mel is going to gain a lot more experience… if he manages to make his saving throw 😛
Hmm, are paladins a chaste lot? or simply chased, a lot?
Well, Melvrick was already “chaste” with a succubus & he just barely managed to get by her with his virginity intact. It seems that the more he can resist, the more points he gets to resist better. As far as it goes right now, his saving throw vs. exposed boobies has little chance of failing.
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Yes, but even the highest level character can roll a 1, and find his chastity gone for good!
Well, she’s as clueless as Mel, but in a different direction. I like where this is going.
…And Yatasha figured that out right away, when she first met Nessa.
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