PronQuest

Someone Has A Bonus Versus Fucking Dwarves.
There are days where I really wish the PronQuest online game really did exist. And then I realize that would probably be all I did in my free time if it did. Several decades ago I began working on the rule set for my own fantasy RPG system, created a whole world for it with political back story and traits. One of the traits related to one’s sexual needs and was called Sex Drive. In most medieval settings sex was a significant plot ingredient. I still hope to do that massive Fantasy World story (I have the domain names for it registered already) but a lot of that sexual game mechanics were simplified and added into the PronQuest storyline.

Anyway, currently there are Seven Stats based off the old Dungeons & Dragons system, STRength, AGIlity, DEXterity, WiSDom, INTellect, CONstitution, and SEXdrive (I replaced CHaRisma with Agility (body movement control with Dexterity related to finger movement control). Typically range 3-18, 1-2 is considered ‘defective’ or “ABtarded” and 19-20 is supernatural. I’ll let you try to figure out what the characters’ stats are. 😛 As I go back through the revamp I’m going to iron the rule set kinks (made notes of which ones are carrying over to PronQuest) so there will be more consistency.

NEW VOTE INCENTIVE! THE NEW PAGE FOR JULY 20TH, 2008 (so you see how far I’ve gotten and how it looks compared to here..
And the previous NEW PAGE ONE is here.

DISCUSSION:
I think I’ve found a place to upload the “digital issues” of PronQuest (mostly in the hopes of attracting back some of the long lost old readers). I’m leaning towards 24-28 page issues collecting the webcomic updates and selling them for free (not really selling is it) or $.99 (you pay a buck to not have to scroll through the web updates or read on the website and generate traffic stats), and then adding 6-8 bonus pages built into the storyline as a $1.99 “XXX-panded” edition with the idea that all of those pages are extended versions of the sex scenes. Does that sound reasonable? So the only way you’d see the bonus XXX-panded pages is through the $1.99 issue. All the old vote incentives are going to be in a gallery (except for the PronQueens one which will be a free download issue).

AND………. the latest in the ongoing addition of the LOST UPDATES from the year I missed in Kuwait:

The Skellies are advised not to burst into song as this ain’t Disney.
Someone’s ripe with tit assedy goodness!
Dicodemos’ Castle appears to go free range. Inconceivable!
MammMa’s cookies stop nookie in it’s tracks.
Turns out, MammMa’s a great fucking baker.
Junior talks to much and MammMa finds her happy place.

I’ll post links to the newly uploaded updates from that year in exile on the new updates as I upload them. Which means you’ll see the links on Wednesday, but they may have uploaded any time in the week prior. For example, the first updates were loaded and went live on Monday, June 17, but the post pointing back to them didn’t go live until Wednesday, June 19.

Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Otilla the Hung: “Wot yu doin? You tink you can climb up dat tree?”
Libby Belle: “Why would I use that big massive cock of yours just to climb up a tree?”
Libby’s Lovebox DROOL
Lobo the Frog: “What the Hael are you doing?! Don’t encourage them to look Up!!”
SCHLUK SCHLUK
Helga: “Sorry about your last playmate, boys, I’m your COCKsolation prize!”
Red Haired Hung: “Open holes!”
Grung the Hung: “HEH HEH”
Fresh Hung: “Let’s get one before dey’s gone!”
Grung the Hung: “Yuse a dwarf…I’s getz a bonus versus Dwarfs!”
Helga: “Shit! Where’d you come from?!”