YOU Are Not A Ninja.
YOU Are Not A Ninja.
Really running behind due to RL work stuff. I’ll have the vote incentives for PronQuest and Mammazon up today or early morning tomorrow, same for this week’s Patreon comic. I may move the Patreon comic update to Thursday so I have less workload in the early week since I don’t have as much time on the weekend due to working the extra hours.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Purbert: “What about the Dwarf? Is she any good in a fight.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Fight? Fuck? I’m good at it all, definitely outlasted tits on a stick here, she didn’t even last an hour.”
Gaga Godiva: “Whatever, I’m a caster, stamina isn’t my strongest skill.”
Purbert: “Alright, the dwarf’s in, we need one more, preferably a male…”
Rupert the Ready walking up: “ME! ME! I want to go, I’ve heard all those rumors about Gullivere and won’t to try her out..see her for myself!”
Purbert: “No way, besides the fact that you can’t see…”
Rupert the Ready: “I’m a ninja!”
Gaga Godiva: “You are NOT a ninja, ninjas can see but are not seen, you’re the opposite.”
Purbert: “You’re a complete slut puppy and would cause more problems than you’re worth.”
Helga Hammerhands: “I am really digging your new outfit, have you ever done a girl on girl?”
Libby Belle: “Uh, once, but we didn’t really get to finish.”
Helga Hammerhands: “Oh, I think we can improve on that, after the coronation we’ll discuss it in MORE DETAIL…”
How do you know I’m not a ninja? Have you ever seen me do ninja stuff? No? Well, there ya go, then!
Ninjas don’t trip over their own shadow.
hee hee 🙂
Well, looks like they ruled out all the guys except Melverik and the privates, so I’m guessing it’s M. going to the meeting.
Or, maybe after eliminating all the males, just pick another female anyway 😀
Very true.
i like how helga thinks thatd be quite a show
I think you meant “Want to try her out” not “Won’t to try her out” however.
Gaga better up her stats more. If summoners In Pr0nQuest are anything like they are in World of Warcraft, most of her powers will run off of Stamina eventually.
Come to think of it, she’d better max stamina first.