You’re in Good Hands with Pussy.
You’re in Good Hands with Pussy Katt.
Painful hands, very focused on getting paid for services rendered hands, but good hands. And Rupert’s referring to Purbert’s statement back on this page.
Libby, Helga, Purbert and group continue their porn comic quest here. Melvrick, Yatasha, and Dark Nessa’s paladin adventures hunting down Berri the Gnome continue here. Gandall the Grey, Lady Gothchilde, and Gaga Godiva’s leave here and go straight to their hentai game dungeon adult comic adventure here.
Comic Dialogue
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Purbert: “So many memories, after all these years I hope she’s well taken card of, the Dragon’s harem has sure taken care of me.”
Melvrick the Chaste: “Come on, let’s get out of this den of iniquity!”
Pussy Katt: “That might be a good name for the place, don’t forget you’re always welcome here, you hung stud of an elf!”
Dark Nessa: “Are you coming, Mr. “well equipped” for the job?”
Rupert the Ready: “Oh, I’ll show you coming…”
Lady Gothchilde: “So where to, master delusionist?”
Gandall the Grey: “I think I’ve got an idea of where we can start.”
Pussy Katt: “Where do you think you’re going? you aren’t leaving until you settle up your tab.”
Rupert the Ready: “Oh, no. Purbert said it was on the house.”
Pussy Katt: “Old house. House changed ownership, MY house didn’t say anything about a free ride.”
Purbert: “Ah, looks like the place is in VERY good hands…”
And thus, our bold band of adventurers go their separate ways. I do hope we get to see the lumps of jelly that are the privates before this ends.
Speaking of whom, didn’t one of them claim to be a virgin as Ephie attacked? Wouldn’t Ephie be in violation of the Rules of Warfare & the Geneva Convention for diving in head-first (so to speak) on admitted non-combatants?
At the rate she’s going at them, Rupert will have to cite them for “failure to obey a lawful order” if he tells them to “come to attention.”
Nah, he’ll just be glad he threw them under the bus and didn’t get hurt himself.
“Well, the new house never said anything about the rules changing, so see the old house for payment. I’m outta here.”
There’s always a catch.
I think I agree with Purbert, the place is in good hands.
And I also just was inspired thinking about Purbert. I think a magical cigar that never burned out and you could keep smoking forever would be pretty damn valuable. I might have to add one to my next DnD campaign. Not that I’m thinking he has one, just the way he’s always smoking made me think it would be a cool thing to have.
Enkidu from Heroes of Lesser Earth has such an item. Heck, it even hovers in front of his mouth when he speaks so that it doesn’t fall to the ground.
I think Nick Fury of Marvel Comics has something like that too.
Must be some kind of magic item…
Just make sure that it is insignificant in what it does. Otherwise, the players will abuse the heck out of it. I should never have made that stick of knock down to one hp. They stole it from the NPC I gave it to and used it on a diety.
Meh, my dnd games use the old immortals rules (gold box & wrath of immortals). Only artifacts work on deities and even then barely.
That trend of the gods becoming vulnerable to mere mortals was well-established, even in the 1st Edition AD&D rules. After all, there was the “Against the Giants series of modules that led into the Queen of the Demonweb Pits, where mere mortal PC’s were given a decent chance of destroying Loth *on her own home plane* no less.
Never mind the fact that Loth was still portrayed in that module with the general stats of her mere *avatar* which would be a far cry short of her at full Power of Divinity.
By personal preference (which is common through out my story lines) is that gods can only be affected (and killed) by their own creations, similar to Fred Saberhagen’s Swords series where the twelve swords the gods forged also affected the gods just the same as mortals. Which was NOT what the gods had planned. I am THIS close to being at the point where I can do my epic (non-hentai) fantasy story that has a similar element inspired by Saberhagen’s Swords series (it’s my favorite elements of the Swords series, the Belgariad, and various D&D elements, basically ever since the 1980’s if I ran across and story element that I thought was really neat I would think about how I could add it to this fantasy series, it is really massive and intricate at this point) I’m storing up the funds from the Patreon donations to get a Wacom Cintiq which is the last asset I need to pull this off.
Well, if that stick was infused by deity-level magic, the DM can rule that no deity would ever make themselves subject to whatever magic they infuse into an item made for mortal use. If it was mortal magic enchanting the item, no deity would be subject to it because they are too far beyond the pale shadows of magic that deities use.
See, you’re covered the next time you find yourself in a similar situation.
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Interesting thing I just noted. Apparently, the January 3rd comic is considered the last one, you can’t move forward past them to the 5 past it. Just thought I’d mention that.
I did a manual update on that page and hopefully it’s working now. WordPress has become EXTREMELY unreliable the last month and I have no idea why, one of my sites won’t even allow me to add images anymore. >_<
Are you running WP on your own server or on theirs? You may have missed an update if you’re running it on your own.
On DreamHost but it’s set to automatically update through JetPack, I updated my video driver and the PronQuest issue is fixed but the other site is still having issues, I may have to reset it’s upload folders somehow or wait until the beginning of next month.