You’ve got Viagra!
Why were Gnomes ever allowed to tinker with things?
Another webcomic I tend to read regularly is Cru The Dwarf, who’s currently running a fundraiser via a minicomic to help pay for some dental work he had done with Ramen noodles. Or something like that.
All hell will break lose if there was any Worm-style malware infecting those downloads…They’ll be spreading Electronic STD’s everywhere.