Flaming Liberal Half Squirt. And you do NOT want a case of this. Especially if you’re having issues with bladder control. “Depends” are NOT flame retarded (that’s how I pronounce “retardant.) When we were mobilizing through Camp Shelby, MS this […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Piss Fire and Impress the Ladies. Typically pissing fire isn’t something you WANT to do. Comic Dialogue (If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.) Hammering Helga: “So, you got any “long” winded spell […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ABC’s Extreme Rat Makeover. All I need to do is get the rat off my monster cock. And the STD. I just need to get the rat and this STD off my monster cock. And this gay dildo. Whew, so […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Worst hentai date ever. Poor Libby came to the Castle looking to get laid my a monster cock and found the monster cock was too big, then the monster cock catches on fire, then gains some other weird disease, she […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s make a deal about the gay dildo. Uh oh, can’t we all just get along, why do you have to have an issue with the gay dildo?
Stop touching me with you’re diseased cock. “I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole, oh wait, I guess I’m actually equipped with one now.” Oh, and we were given one last dose of civilization before the last week […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dick fire hentai burning sensation. Hentai had the potential to create some really wonderful STD’s like Spontaneous Monstrous Dick Fire.
Burning Galloping Groin Rot. Gah, working on a new vote incentive but I’m not done with it yet. 😛 Although, the Pumpkin Horde side story has gotten a few more pumpkins built for it. Burning galloping groin rot is a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…